Hey! Do you want to blow my shofar

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Shalom! You must bring out a whole new meaning to Chanukkah, because the fire in our eyes will never burn out!

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Hey! Are you Jewish? Because the way you’re looking at me, I’m beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you.

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Hi sister/brother! If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe?

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Shabbat Shalom! That yarmulke would look great on my bedroom floor!

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Hi sister/brother! I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years.

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Hi sister/brother! Why do they make 2 piece bikinis? To separate the dairy from the meat!!

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Shabbat Shalom! Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.

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