Hey! Do you want to blow my shofar
Shalom! You must bring out a whole new meaning to Chanukkah, because the fire in our eyes will never burn out!
Hey! Are you Jewish? Because the way you’re looking at me, I’m beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you.
Hi sister/brother! If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe?
Shabbat Shalom! That yarmulke would look great on my bedroom floor!
Hi sister/brother! I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years.
Hi sister/brother! Why do they make 2 piece bikinis? To separate the dairy from the meat!!
Shabbat Shalom! Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.