You are the filling in my dosa, spicing up my life!

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Baby, without you, I am like a puri. Empty

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Baby you are spicier than my tandoori chicken.

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Baby you are so hot that my butter melts faster on you than it does on my roti

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Baby when I see you, kuch kuch hota hai

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Do you like raita? Cause I’d like to get raita up on you.

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Are you wearing a saree? Because you will be saree if you don’t go out with me.

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Beta I am your dhol. Bang me all you want.

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You are like chutney, you spice up my life.

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Your butt is rounder than my idlis.

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