You’re so hot, you put the desi in desirable

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If you like bananas come with me cause I’m akela.

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Hey do you eat a lot of eggplant cause that body is bengan!

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Hey I don’t like to brag but I have a 10 year U.S. visa.

40

You look like you could use some hot chocolate.

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Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my pehla pyaar? Up above the world so high, I’m not even scared of your bada bhai.

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My life without you is like bhel without chutney.

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Our kundalis are a perfect match!

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Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.

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I’m like dal, hot, spicy and I’ll fill you up.

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