Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.

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Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.

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Well, it’s all you. You bring the best out of me.

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Do you have a license? Coz you’re driving me crazy!

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One night with me and you’ll feel like the Ganga.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving

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Baby the sun isn’t shining, because I can’t see you.

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Hey girl, do u have a bandaid, because I scraped my knee falling for u!

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Hey babe, you look cold want some hot chocolate?

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Baby you’re like my deepam, you light up my world

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Baby my LAÜ for you is greater than my LAÜ for BHEEF.

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You are the filling in my dosa, spicing up my life!

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Baby, without you, I am like a puri. Empty

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Baby you are spicier than my tandoori chicken.

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Baby you are so hot that my butter melts faster on you than it does on my roti

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Baby when I see you, kuch kuch hota hai

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Do you like raita? Cause I’d like to get raita up on you.

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Are you wearing a saree? Because you will be saree if you don’t go out with me.

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Beta I am your dhol. Bang me all you want.

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You are like chutney, you spice up my life.

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Your butt is rounder than my idlis.

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