I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.

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I’d love to serve a five minute major in your box.

45

Wanna ride my Zam-boner?

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I bet I can score on your five-hole.

45

My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.

40

Hi my name’s Stanley, wanna see my cup?

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If you were a puck I’d never shoot. I’d always miss you.

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Can I slip one past your tendy?

43

You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.

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You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Come home with me and you won’t be thinking that much longer

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