I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
I’d love to serve a five minute major in your box.
Wanna ride my Zam-boner?
I bet I can score on your five-hole.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Hi my name’s Stanley, wanna see my cup?
If you were a puck I’d never shoot. I’d always miss you.
Can I slip one past your tendy?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Come home with me and you won’t be thinking that much longer