I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.

60

I’d love to serve a five minute major in your box.

61

Wanna ride my Zam-boner?

65

I bet I can score on your five-hole.

61

My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.

55

Hi my name’s Stanley, wanna see my cup?

56

If you were a puck I’d never shoot. I’d always miss you.

63

Can I slip one past your tendy?

58

You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.

56

You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Come home with me and you won’t be thinking that much longer

71

Let me show you that I’m good for more than just a one-timer

77

Wanna see my Wellwood?

71

I’ve been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight

68

Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number

66