I just committed a penalty, can I spend 2 minutes in your box?
I can’t dangle or snipe but after your game I can teach you how to celly
Hey baby, I’d like to violate your faceoff
Hey checkout how long my point streak is!
Hey girl. help me take off this yellow jersey, because i just got cleared for contact.
Call icing on me, I’ll blow your whistle.
I’ll slam you into a wall like Wayne Gretzky.
I didn’t get a goal tonight, but I feel like I could score right now
I have a hockey match tmr but I’d rather score with you
How about we drop the gloves and go for it?