I just committed a penalty, can I spend 2 minutes in your box?

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I can’t dangle or snipe but after your game I can teach you how to celly

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Hey baby, I’d like to violate your faceoff

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Hey checkout how long my point streak is!

4

Hey girl. help me take off this yellow jersey, because i just got cleared for contact.

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Call icing on me, I’ll blow your whistle.

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I’ll slam you into a wall like Wayne Gretzky.

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I didn’t get a goal tonight, but I feel like I could score right now

4

I have a hockey match tmr but I’d rather score with you

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How about we drop the gloves and go for it?

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