I just committed a penalty, can I spend 2 minutes in your box?

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I can’t dangle or snipe but after your game I can teach you how to celly

39

Hey baby, I’d like to violate your faceoff

35

Hey checkout how long my point streak is!

40

Hey girl. help me take off this yellow jersey, because i just got cleared for contact.

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Call icing on me, I’ll blow your whistle.

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I’ll slam you into a wall like Wayne Gretzky.

37

I didn’t get a goal tonight, but I feel like I could score right now

38

I have a hockey match tmr but I’d rather score with you

40

How about we drop the gloves and go for it?

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