Hilarious Pick Up Lines

Hilarious pick up lines are always the best solution to break the ice with funny people and open minded ones as well. This kind of pick up lines is an amazing mixture with cheesy pick up lines and funny pick up lines which can give a spectacular output. Use these hilarious pick up lines and you will get the best started of a particular conversation. Enjoy!

Hilarios Pick Up Lines

Hilarios Pick Up Lines

Best collection of hilarious pick up lines

“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?”

“Somebody call the cops, because its got to be illegal to look that good!”

“You shouldn’t wear makeup. Its messing with perfection!”

“There is something wrong with my cellphone, it doesn’t have your number in it!”

“Excuse me, i think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, its just a a sparkle!”

“Would you grab my arm so i can tell my friends i’ve been touched by an angel!”

“There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you!”

“Was your father an alien? Because there is nothing like you not his earth!”

“Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!”

“Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!”

“I hope you know CPR cause you take my breath away!”

“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

“You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae!”

“Excuse me, Im writing a term paper on the finer things in life and i was wondering if I could interview you?”

“See these keys? I wish I had one for your heart!”

“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”

“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”

Did you fart? As you just blew me away!”

“Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I falling for you!”

“If you were a new hamburger at Macdonalds, you would be McGorgeous!”

“Do you have a quarter? My mother said told me to come home when i met the girl of my dreams!”

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

“If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I want you for Christmas!”

“Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend!”

“People call me Jake, but you can call me tonight!”

“A boy gives you 12 roses, 11 real and one fake! He says ‘I will stop loving you when all the roses die!’”

“Can you take me to the Bakery because i want a Cutie Pie like you!”

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