The only thing I want between our relationship is latex

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Hey, I lost my gun holester can I use yours?

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Do you handle chickens because you look like you’d be good with cocks

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I Have Raisins How Bout a Date

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I’m an Astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS

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Slow down, sugar, because Im a diabetic!

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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

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Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

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I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I’ll even give you a shoe

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Allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers.

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Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

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