Is your dad a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.

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I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.

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Hey, you have great energy. Where do you get it from?…

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(Walk up to a woman, pause, and look, shake your head admiringly and say) Mission accomplished!

17

I’ve been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.

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Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey’s out of business

15

Is your name country crock, cause you can spread for me anytime.

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You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life

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Could you please step away from the bar ? You’re melting all the ice

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You’re so hot ; a firefighter couldn’t put you out .

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