Hey would you like what you’re hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing?

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Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I’m always up for getting another major?

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How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?

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How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

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How about you bring two of your friends and we play a foursome?

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How many strokes do you want?

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I hope you like it rough because I don’t replace my divots.

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