Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.

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I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

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Damn, girl. You’ve got the nicest boobs I’ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.

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Do you want me to pull it?

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I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy club.

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Does a bear crap in the woods? No, but I’m willing to screw in them.

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Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

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From the moment I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.

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Hello, more than friends.

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Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

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