If I could have you in bed, I wouldn’t need the cover to keep warm

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You’re beautiful and has U in it, but “quickie” has U and I together

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Hi, I have something for you !

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Are you a rainstorm? Because I’m soaked.

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Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want

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Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you.

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Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.

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Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking “Handsome!”

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I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans

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I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy… now take me away!

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