Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my thing or is it too much for you?

92

You’re so hot ; a firefighter couldn’t put you out .

91

Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes

87

“Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?”

89

Are my undies showing? [“No.”] “Would you like them to?”

78

I’m not wearing any socks and I’m wearing the panties to match.

64

Want to give me an Australian kiss. It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under

69

You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it

60

You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.

64

Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?

140