If my love for you was a volcano, it’s status would be: active!
Mississippi River Delta? No, you’re my Mississippi River Alpha!
They say the Marianas Trench is the deepest point in the world, but clearly they’ve never looked into your eyes.
The climate in my heart has been warmer and slightly more humid ever since I met you.
You’re the capitol of every nation in my eyes! Except Djibouti. The capitol of Djibouti is also Djibouti.
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
Let’s go to the top of a mountain where I’ve set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
Do you want to Australian Kiss? It’s like the French kiss only down under.
Are you involved in the east African slave trade, because you’re flaunting Djibouti around.
I may not be Fred Flintstone per say, but I assure you I can make your bed rock.