If my love for you was a volcano, it’s status would be: active!

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Mississippi River Delta? No, you’re my Mississippi River Alpha!

52

They say the Marianas Trench is the deepest point in the world, but clearly they’ve never looked into your eyes.

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The climate in my heart has been warmer and slightly more humid ever since I met you.

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You’re the capitol of every nation in my eyes! Except Djibouti. The capitol of Djibouti is also Djibouti.

47

You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.

48

Let’s go to the top of a mountain where I’ve set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.

49

Do you want to Australian Kiss? It’s like the French kiss only down under.

49

Are you involved in the east African slave trade, because you’re flaunting Djibouti around.

48

I may not be Fred Flintstone per say, but I assure you I can make your bed rock.

49

Are you a bicycle, because you don’t need to pay the congestion charge to enter my heart.

48

Lets make like indigenous Amazon tribes in the first stage of the Demographic Transition Model and have an insanely high birth rate.

64

Hey, are you a twenty first-century urban area in need of reurbanisation, because I’m gonna in-fill you.

57

Am I the Yangtze River Dolphin, and are you the Three Gorges Dam, because I’ll die out for your sake.

58

My love for you is like Dharavi: it’s borderline illegal and it just won’t go away.

62

Your eyes are a more beautiful sight than a highlighted GeoFile.

54

Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front?

48

I think we should settle down and take things slower. Like terracettes.

57

Can I be your highlighter to your A3 sheet?

43

Your hugs are warmer than the surfaces in an urban area with an increased sky-view factor.

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