You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

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Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

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I’d switch to a Iphone for you.

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Nice Set of Floppies!

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No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.

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How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

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Want to see my Red Hat?

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How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?

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“Anonymity makes me even more handsome.”

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You must be tired because you’ve been streaming through my RSS feed all day…

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