You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
I’d switch to a Iphone for you.
Nice Set of Floppies!
No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
Want to see my Red Hat?
How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?
“Anonymity makes me even more handsome.”
You must be tired because you’ve been streaming through my RSS feed all day…