How about we go home and you handle my exception?

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If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long.

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If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

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No, that’s not a iphone in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

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Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

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My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.

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I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.

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Need me to unzip your files?

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Your beauty rivals the graphics of MW3.

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You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.

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