How about we go home and you handle my exception?

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If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long.

28

If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

29

No, that’s not a iphone in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

30

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

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My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.

26

I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.

37

Need me to unzip your files?

37

Your beauty rivals the graphics of MW3.

34

You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.

36

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

29

Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

31

I’d switch to a Iphone for you.

27

Nice Set of Floppies!

30

No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.

30

How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

29

Want to see my Red Hat?

40

How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?

37

“Anonymity makes me even more handsome.”

42

You must be tired because you’ve been streaming through my RSS feed all day…

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