After covering the best collection of nerdy pick up lines and math pick up lines. Today, is geeky pick up lines turn, Pickupliness provides you the best collection of geeky pick up lines. Enjoy!
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long.
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
No, that’s not a iphone in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.
I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
Need me to unzip your files?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of MW3.
You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
I’d switch to a Iphone for you.
Nice Set of Floppies!
No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
Want to see my Red Hat?
How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?
“Anonymity makes me even more handsome.”
You must be tired because you’ve been streaming through my RSS feed all day…