How about we go home and you handle my exception?

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If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long.

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If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

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No, that’s not a iphone in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

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Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

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My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.

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I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.

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Need me to unzip your files?

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Your beauty rivals the graphics of MW3.

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You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.

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You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

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Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

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I’d switch to a Iphone for you.

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Nice Set of Floppies!

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No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.

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How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

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Want to see my Red Hat?

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How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?

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“Anonymity makes me even more handsome.”

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You must be tired because you’ve been streaming through my RSS feed all day…

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