Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
“Why don’t you come down to my basement apartment in my mom’s house and see me sometime?”
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I’d like to play on your laptop.
Be the hard drive of my dreams.
Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I’ve met the woman of my dreams, in order to
make all the ex-girlfriends I’m still Facebook friends with jealous.
You make my software turn into hardware!
You must be Windows 95 because you have me so unstable.