Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.

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“Why don’t you come down to my basement apartment in my mom’s house and see me sometime?”

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A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

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If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

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I’d like to play on your laptop.

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Be the hard drive of my dreams.

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Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I’ve met the woman of my dreams, in order to

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make all the ex-girlfriends I’m still Facebook friends with jealous.

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You make my software turn into hardware!

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You must be Windows 95 because you have me so unstable.

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