Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
“Why don’t you come down to my basement apartment in my mom’s house and see me sometime?”
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I’d like to play on your laptop.
Be the hard drive of my dreams.
Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I’ve met the woman of my dreams, in order to
make all the ex-girlfriends I’m still Facebook friends with jealous.
You make my software turn into hardware!
You must be Windows 95 because you have me so unstable.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chat room like this?
You had me at “Hello World.”
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
Isn’t your e-mail address [email protected]?
I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen.
Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.