Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angle.
Was your father a baker? Because you’ve got nice buns.
Did you erupt from a fire witch’s vagina? Because you’re a total somokeshow.
Are you my direwolf? Because I can definitely see myself taking over your body.
Is it hot in here because of the long summer or is it just you?
Are your clothes a slave? Because I’d like to free you of them.
Are you a traitor to the crown? Because I can definitely see you giving head to my pike.
Did I get pushed out of a tower because your looks are paralyzing
Are you the Mad King? Because I want to stab you in the backside
Are you at The Wall? Because I watch you at night.