I’ll rip out your tongue then chop of your head, because you just stole my heart.

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You look like my brother/sister

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WINTER FELL but I’ll keep you up all night!

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Winter isn’t the only thing coming tonight

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven I can totally relate

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I don’t know my mother, but I know who’s your daddy.

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Hey girl, I Winter-fell in love the moment I first saw you.

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Hey girl, Hodor ?

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I want to usurp dat iron a $$.

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Are Hodo’s legs tired? Because he’s been carrying you through my mind all day

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Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angle.

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Was your father a baker? Because you’ve got nice buns.

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Did you erupt from a fire witch’s vagina? Because you’re a total somokeshow.

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Are you my direwolf? Because I can definitely see myself taking over your body.

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Is it hot in here because of the long summer or is it just you?

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Are your clothes a slave? Because I’d like to free you of them.

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Are you a traitor to the crown? Because I can definitely see you giving head to my pike.

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Did I get pushed out of a tower because your looks are paralyzing

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Are you the Mad King? Because I want to stab you in the backside

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Are you at The Wall? Because I watch you at night.

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