Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!

65

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

167

Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.

101

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

133

Life is like a broken pencil. Pointless without you!

68

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

75

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

87

Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

151

Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven

113

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

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