You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

75

Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

75

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

76

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

71

You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

75

Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.” [She says, “Why?”] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].

69

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

64

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

56

(Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, “What are you doing?”, you say, “Checking to see if you were made in heaven.”

60

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

73

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

92

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

98

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

108

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

106

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and… damn!

108

Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!

93

Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

58

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

96

I have the “I”, I have the “L”, I have the “O”, I have the “V”, I have the “E”, so, can I have “U”?

98