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Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.
Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day.
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams?
Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
Those are nice legs. do they come over easy?
I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Did you sleep in a garbage can last night? Because you are looking trashy!
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.
My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast.
Do you have the time? (she/he gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.
You look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend
Can I borrow your phone? I told my ex I’d call when I found someone better.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
My name might not be Taco Bell, but I sure can spice up your night!
Q: “What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?”
A: “I want you inside me!”
Jingle bells, Facebook smells, Google+ go away. Myspace yuck, Bing sucks, Twitter ALL the way!
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?