Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!

565

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

1076

Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.

545

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

763

Life is like a broken pencil. Pointless without you!

457

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

372

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

510

Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

773

Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven

509

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

273

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

221

I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can’t get some love, I’d like to get a piece.

225

On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.

186

I just got out of Leavenworth. Can I steal you a drink? How about a BMW?

207

We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

217

Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.

218

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

217

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

162

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

162

Are you an architect? Because you just erected a monument in my pants.

139