Funny Pick Up Lines Dirty

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Funny Pick Up Lines Dirty

Funny Pick Up Lines Dirty

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Men are the best cooks, because with two eggs, one sausage & a little bit of milk, he can fill a woman’s stomach for nine months.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Are you a washing machine? because I want to fill you with my dirty load

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in-between the holidays?

I’ve got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

If you were a transformer, your name would be Optimus-fine.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice A$$!

Your body is 70% water and I’m thirsty.

Can I get your picture, I wanna show Santa what I want for christmas.

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

They say I’m like a universal remote ‘cause I can turn anything on.

Are you a shin because I’d bang you on my coffee table.

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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your b*tt, let me touch it forever.

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

are you a banana because I find you a peeling

Roses are red, the sun is gold. Get on your knees and do as you’re told.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

B00bs are like the sun. Okay to look at, but dangerous to stare at. That’s what sunglasses are for.

My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba.

You’re like a style guide … you add consistency to my life.

Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw

I’m french horny for your tromboner

Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after

Come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that “pops up”

Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.”

Remember my name. you’ll shriek it up later.

I would tell you a joke about my penis….buts its too long

Can I borrow your umbrella, because you’re making me wet.

Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet.

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.

You’re just like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Do you like whales? We can go humpback at my place.

Honey you’re like a record winning fish, I don’t know whether to mount or eat you.

Hey babe I got a job for you but it blows.

Funny pick up lines dirty

Funny pick up lines dirty

Are you feeling down? I can feel you up.

It’s just like a stamp, lick it then stick it.

Hey you hungry? Cause I got something for you, it’s packed with nuts and will leave you satisfied. No it’s not a snickers bar…

Yeah they call me reddi whip… quick shake and cream all over.

What? Oh I call it Spider-Man cause it shoots white stuff all over too.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

It might be like a needle but it moves like a sewing machine.

You’re not the best looking girl here, but beauty is just a light switch away.

Do you want to dance? (*no) Maybe you didn’t hear me, I said you look fat in those pants.

Do you like to dance? (*yes) Well then, can you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

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