Okay, I’ll be left wing.

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Do you play for Bayer Leverkusen? Because you’ve got a Toprak.

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Is your name Ciro? Because you’re going to be Immobile after tonight.

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Call me Rory Delap, because I’ll be lobbing my balls into your box for 90 minutes.

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Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.

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Girl: “I’ll be right back!”

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Boy: “Okay, I’ll be center forward.

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Are you FIFA 15? Because baby you’re my everything.

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Are you publicly bad-mouthing a referee in a post-match interview? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

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Call me Lionel Messi because I’m going to dribble all over your back line.

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Call me Leroy, because I’ve fallen Fer you.

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Call me Ronaldinho because I can lob Seamen from 40 yards.

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Baby your love drives me crazy like a rollerCosta.

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