Do you play for West Brom? Because Albion top of you tonight.

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Is your name Shay? Because you’ve Given me an erection.

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Is your name Victor? Because Anichebe yours.

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Do you support Chelsea? Because I want to put my Willian you.

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oy: What’s your favourite position?

Girl: Guy on top, you?

Boy: Left wing.

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Your ex is like Liverpool. History.

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Guy: Wanna go out?

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

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Guy: But like football, just because there’s a goalkeeper doesn’t mean you can’t score.

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Are you IF Klose? Because you look like you give 99 head.

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Girl: “I’ll be right back!” Boy: ”

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