Girl: what do you do for a living?
Firefighter reply; I make the six o’clock news.

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Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses

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It’s long, hard and pumps like a bastard, but that’s just the truck

6

I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?

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You handle that hose well, how about the other one?

7

Don’t prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.

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Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers.

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First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?

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Hey girl! It’s my job to go in when it’s extremely Hot and I never pull out until it’s dripping wet.

7

Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? Together, we can practice “stop, drop and roll”.

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