Girl: what do you do for a living?
Firefighter reply; I make the six o’clock news.
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses
It’s long, hard and pumps like a bastard, but that’s just the truck
I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?
You handle that hose well, how about the other one?
Don’t prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
Hey girl! It’s my job to go in when it’s extremely Hot and I never pull out until it’s dripping wet.
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? Together, we can practice “stop, drop and roll”.