I haven’t got a “Red Room of Pain”… but I can show my bedroom.

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  • I’ll sign your contract… *Pull pen out of handbag and wink.*

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  • Want me to wear your underwear?

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  • You don’t need to knock. Just go in… *Wink*

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  • My inner goddess wants to be friends with you. *Point to all of him.*

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  • I’d say “oh my” for you. *Again, avoid Takei references. Unless they look like they’re into Star Trek.*

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Why don’t you like to be touched?”
– “Because I’m fifty shades of fucked-up, Anastasia”

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“Sometimes I wonder if there’s something wrong with me. Perhaps I’ve spent too long in the company of my literary romantic heroes, and consequently my ideals and expectations are far too high.”

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“You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince”

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“We aim to please Miss Steele”

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