I’m a fermata… hold me

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I think my heart just lagged.

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I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.

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Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!

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By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

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It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.

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Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

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What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

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Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

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Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

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