Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

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You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

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You defragment my life.

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Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

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You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

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Baby, let me find your nth term.

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Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

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Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?

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If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.

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I’m a fermata… hold me

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I think my heart just lagged.

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I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.

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Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!

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By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

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It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.

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Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

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What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

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Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

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Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

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