“Guys with swords make me randy.”

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“Hey, sexy, want to get into my trunks?”

35

“I just love the way you made Cell go perfect! Think you could do that for me?”

39

“That spandex is so tight! How do you get into it?”

36

“I’ve always wanted a guy who’s not afraid of leather pants…”

33

“Is your hair the ONLY thing you have that’s big?”

35

“So…can that tail do anything else?”

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“Your eyes really are cold…But you’re still hot…”

41

“I like short guys. Oh, I’m not implying your short or anything! *nervose laugh*”

38

“Oh, my dear prince, let me show you the pleasures of being royalty, tonight.”

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