Oh, that’s a great looking dog! Can I pet you–I mean, him?

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You make my heart feel like it’s getting tummy-rubbed.

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My dog is humping your dog. It must be fate!

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How about we ditch these keashes and go for a run.

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Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?

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