I am looking for a leash-free relationship.

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Iams so in love with you.

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Looking good, Rover. Are you single? Think Buddy here could get your number?

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I’d never keep you on a short leash.

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This will go over better than, “You look just like your pug.

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you’re more fetching than my favorite ball.

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That’s a nice dog. Does it have a phone number?

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You work for beneful? cuz you are making my heart do all the right things.

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Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?

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A day with you’s like an etrnity of behind-the ear scratches.

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