Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I see mm used in your clothes tonight

306

Touch your toes and I will show u where the rocket goes!

318

Are you a builder? Cause you just formed a brick in my pants!

234

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

1078

Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.

545

Are you a firefighter? (NO) because your making me wet

232

You must be my worst enemy, because I want to Fuck you up.

367

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

763

Are you a trampoline? Because I wanna bounce on you~

505

Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

670

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

372

I wish you were my homework slapped down and worked on all night.

197

Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

773

You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

664

You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

442

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

243

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

341

Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

177

Hey the FBI are looking for my penis,can i hide it inside you?

184

*use one finger to signalise come here, when they come over say* I made you come with one finger imagine what I can do with my whole hand

180