Hey girl! What’s your favorite dinosaur.

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I know how to plesiosaurus a man.

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Let me show you why they call me ‘Pleasure-you-asaurus.

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You’re the tricera-tops and you’re making me horny.

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We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.

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Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?

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I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

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You can dig up my bone any day.

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Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?

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I know the best way to plesiosaur a woman.

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