Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute

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Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get

40

You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool cause you’re hot!

33

If you were a teddy bear i would sleep with you every night – See: Ted Pick Up Lines

27

If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.

25

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

31

Hey you know Dr. Phil says I am afraid of commitment…. Do you want to prove him wrong?

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My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going.

32

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line !

80

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

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