Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get
You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool cause you’re hot!
If you were a teddy bear i would sleep with you every night – See: Ted Pick Up Lines
If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
Hey you know Dr. Phil says I am afraid of commitment…. Do you want to prove him wrong?
My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line !
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.