When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

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If God made every woman as lovely as you, men wouldn’t appreciate beauty as much.

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Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

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Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute

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Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get

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You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool cause you’re hot!

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If you were a teddy bear i would sleep with you every night – See: Ted Pick Up Lines

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If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.

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I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

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Hey you know Dr. Phil says I am afraid of commitment…. Do you want to prove him wrong?

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