Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute

145

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get

100

You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool cause you’re hot!

92

If you were a teddy bear i would sleep with you every night – See: Ted Pick Up Lines

78

If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.

75

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

84

Hey you know Dr. Phil says I am afraid of commitment…. Do you want to prove him wrong?

77

My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going.

92

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line !

157

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

87

I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.

91

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

76

You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

74

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

82

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you

86

It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

81

God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one

80

There are many fish in the sea but you’re the only one that’s caught my eye

86

If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you’d see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.

74

Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart

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