“That’s right, I said ‘AND the horse you rode in on.’”

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Got 8 seconds? Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

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Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

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“Ropes, spurs, leather gloves — Honey, even if I weren’t no cowboy, we’re talking a good time!”

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Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.

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No need to be alarmed ma’am-That’s not a pistol in my pocket.

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You can ride me so hard. They’ll have to take me out back and shoot me.

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Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.

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Oh, baby, when I’m around you I can’t think straight.

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I just got back from fishing. Wanna see my rod?

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