Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!

562

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

758

Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

665

You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

659

I want a kit from your kat

150

Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

497

Your eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I am lost at sea.

458

I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

406

Are you tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

133

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

137

I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.

103

Is your dad a terrorist? cause you are the bomb! See also: Corny Jokes

104

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

99

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me ?

99

Great legs, what time do they open?

82

You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

87

Did u fart? cause u blow me away.

89

I like your pants.. but they would look better on the floor.

94

Guy knocks over girl and says “oh my god I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world.”

84

The average person falls in love 7 times before marriage.

98