The sun isn’t the only thing that rises in the morning.

191

Boy:Do you have a cell phone? Girl: Yes,why Boy: because I want to cell you

277

Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I see mm used in your clothes tonight

306

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

366

Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!

565

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

1076

What’s your favourite number? Mine’s yours.

300

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

763

Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

669

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

510

You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

466

Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

773

You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

664

You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

442

There’s a treasure chest and the lock is your number. (Insert number) thanks, you have just unlocked my heart.

242

Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

502

Your eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I am lost at sea.

461

I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

407

Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.

211

Are you vaporizing from a solid state? Because you are sublime.

192