I’ll make you see the northern lights.

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How ‘bout we play a fun game called Haida totem pole.

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I don’t have any heating in my igloo, you wanna head to my place eh?

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Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.

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Why don’t you let me open up your Northwest Passage?

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Are you from Vancouver? Cause I want to give you my cucumber.

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Are you maple syrup? Because I’d like to eat you up.

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We go together better than fries. Cheese, Curds and Gravy.

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Could Canada Get a Bit Tropical?

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