Have you ever slept with a Canadian? Want to?

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Hi, I’m baker. Can i knead  your buns?

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Do you want my boston cream?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

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Are you a maple tree? Cause I’d tap that.

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Your hair is shinier than freshly zambonied ice.

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Baby let’s make like penguins and cuddle all winter long!

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I like my ladies like I like my coffee, large double double.

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Are u a beaver bc dam?

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Hey, are you Canadian as well? ‘Cause I want to maple your leaf.

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