Have you ever slept with a Canadian? Want to?
Hi, I’m baker. Can i knead your buns?
Do you want my boston cream?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Are you a maple tree? Cause I’d tap that.
Your hair is shinier than freshly zambonied ice.
Baby let’s make like penguins and cuddle all winter long!
I like my ladies like I like my coffee, large double double.
Are u a beaver bc dam?
Hey, are you Canadian as well? ‘Cause I want to maple your leaf.