with your phone number.

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Hi baby! I’m like pi babe , I’m really long and I go on forever.

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Hello baby! Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.

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I’m not being obtuse baby, you are being acute

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Hi baby! I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

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Sweetheart! My love for you goes on like the number pi

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I wish I was your derivative love so I could lie tangent to your curves

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I wish I was your second derivative baby so I could investigate your concavities.

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You’ve got more curves love than a triple integral.

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I’d like to plug my solution love into your equation.

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Hey babe , can i see what’s under your radical?

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I heard you’re sin babe because you’re always on top when we make tangent

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Hello baby! You and I add up better than a riemann sum.

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Hello babe , but can I get your seven significant digits?

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Girl I 1-sin(theta) you.

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I memorized the first 300 digits of π baby. If you give me a chance, I bet I could memorize the first 7 digits of your phone number, too.

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Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates love: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

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You + Me love = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip

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The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom babe .

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I am equivalent to the Empty Set baby when you are not with me.

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