Enjoy an amazing collection of calculus pick up lines which is derived from math pick up lines and nerdy pick up lines.
with your phone number.
Hi baby! I’m like pi babe , I’m really long and I go on forever.
Hello baby! Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.
I’m not being obtuse baby, you are being acute
Hi baby! I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.
Sweetheart! My love for you goes on like the number pi
I wish I was your derivative love so I could lie tangent to your curves
I wish I was your second derivative baby so I could investigate your concavities.
You’ve got more curves love than a triple integral.
I’d like to plug my solution love into your equation.
Hey babe , can i see what’s under your radical?
I heard you’re sin babe because you’re always on top when we make tangent
Hello baby! You and I add up better than a riemann sum.
Hello babe , but can I get your seven significant digits?
Girl I 1-sin(theta) you.
I memorized the first 300 digits of π baby. If you give me a chance, I bet I could memorize the first 7 digits of your phone number, too.
Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates love: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
You + Me love = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip
The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom babe .
I am equivalent to the Empty Set baby when you are not with me.