Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.

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Do you have the Wi-Fi password — because I’m feeling this connection.

43

Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.

42

How about we slip out of these suits and into something a little more casual Friday?

42

I am feeling this burn rate in many places.

41

I bet it was your hotness that caused today’s mandatory fire drill.

43

I may not be the most handsome guy using the copier, but right now, I’m the only one making you wait for it.

42

If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?

50

If you were Microsoft Office, I would totally Access you.

47

In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest…for real, it’s hot.

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