If I bought you dinner, would it be an investment or stupid tax?

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You ever been with a webmaster before? It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced.

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Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’

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Do you come here often? I do. I’m the Foursquare mayor, actually, which means I come here more than anyone else. That

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reminds me, I need to check-in. Can I have your Twitter handle? You’re so attractive, I want to Shout it from multiple applications. Simultaneously.

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You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself.

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I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

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You look like my second wife, and I’ve only been married once.

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I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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Face it, you aren’t going to do better tonight.

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You won’t regret this; hell I doubt you’ll remember it.

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My name’s Vista… Can I crash at your place tonight?

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You wanna go halves on a baby with me?

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You are the most beautiful woman in the world. Give me a kiss.

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I’ve never kissed an American girl before—I wonder if it’s the same. Want to indulge me?

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How does it feel to be the most beautiful woman in this room?

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I cannot wait until we meet again at the crossing of our stars.

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What’s your name?

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