If I bought you dinner, would it be an investment or stupid tax?
You ever been with a webmaster before? It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced.
Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
Do you come here often? I do. I’m the Foursquare mayor, actually, which means I come here more than anyone else. That
reminds me, I need to check-in. Can I have your Twitter handle? You’re so attractive, I want to Shout it from multiple applications. Simultaneously.
You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself.
I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
You look like my second wife, and I’ve only been married once.
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Face it, you aren’t going to do better tonight.
You won’t regret this; hell I doubt you’ll remember it.
My name’s Vista… Can I crash at your place tonight?
You wanna go halves on a baby with me?
You are the most beautiful woman in the world. Give me a kiss.
I’ve never kissed an American girl before—I wonder if it’s the same. Want to indulge me?
How does it feel to be the most beautiful woman in this room?
I cannot wait until we meet again at the crossing of our stars.
What’s your name?