- All you have to do is respect our chemistry.
- Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
- Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I’ll put on your finger.
- Boxer or briefs? Whitey. Tighties.
- Chem students do it on the table periodically.
- Come inside my RV and I’ll show you some real chemistry.
- Crystal Meth ain’t got nothing on you, baby!
- Even Walter White couldn’t improve on the chemistry between us.
- Feelin’ lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
- Girl, I’m about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
- Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg’s crystal!
- Hey girl, you want to head to my RV and form a covalent bond?
- I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really — I was alive… when I am with you.
- I hope you have eggs in your refrigerator, girl. Because I’m making breakfast in the morning.
- I like your dress, but it would look better on the floor of my meth lab.
- I own a carwash. Let’s get dirty.
- I won’t call you bitch unless you want me to. (Jesse)
- I’m in the DEA and I’m totally DTF. (Hank)
- Chem students do it on the table periodically
- Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
- If i was an enzyme, i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes
- You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
- Baby, everytime I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
- Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
- You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together
- Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
- Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod
- Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress
- You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron
- You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
- Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt
- That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s
- I wanna stick to u like glue-cose
- Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it’s more than just our universal gravitation…
- If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together.
- Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.
- My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
- How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
- Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together. (V=IR => (V/R)=I)
- Baby stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of ASSpertame
- Are you on the periodic table? ‘Cause you are SODIUM fine
- Even if there was no gravity left on earth I’d still fall for you.
- it’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause i’m gonna make you sweat
- hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod
- You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.
- I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.
- Let’s make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.
- Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
- You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
- Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3)
- Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?
- Let’s work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!
- The direction fields of my heart all point to you
- “Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.”
- “Hello… I’ve been admiring your bacterial signature”.
- baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave
- Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
- Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It’s nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
- Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!
- Baby, I’m like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide – I can’t wait to subduct beneath your crust!
- You’re so hot you denature my proteins
- If you were Anatomy, then I’d be Physiology because they always go together!
- Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?
- If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you
- If you were C6, and i were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar…
- You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction
- I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
- Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element
- You are like a proton in my core–without you i could never be the same.
- Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
- Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
- You’re a moving electric charge, and I’m a moving magnetic charge… Wanna flux?
- If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive
- I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.
- If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
- Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
- You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you.
- My love for you is like the universe…never ending!
- I’m A Twig…..You’re A Twig……Lets Rub Together And Make A Fire.
- Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.
- I’d be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
- Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I’d let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma.
- What say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
- Baby, i’m gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!
- How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so i can drive it into your lipid raft.