Boy: So I have bad news, good news, and great news for you. Girl: Tell me all. In that order Boy: Bad news: Today evening of coitus will be delayed. Good news: The week performance of fellatio acts may be in your immediate future. Great news: You have successfully completed another lunar cycle of not pairing 23 chromosomes with me.

  • Boy: So I have bad news, good news, and great news for you.
  • Girl: Tell me all. In that order
  • Boy: Bad news: Today evening of coitus will be delayed. Good news: The week performance of fellatio acts may be in your immediate future. Great news: You have successfully completed another lunar cycle of not pairing 23 chromosomes with me.