I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.