Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

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Girl, you better keep it going or I’m gonna suffer from an Angels-like collapse

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Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

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I’d blow you harder than Mariano Rivera blew today’s game

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They say to bat me 2nd because I’m a good 2-hole hitter

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Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.

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Like a platoon player, I’m dying to get some action

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