Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.
Girl, you better keep it going or I’m gonna suffer from an Angels-like collapse
Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box
I’d blow you harder than Mariano Rivera blew today’s game
They say to bat me 2nd because I’m a good 2-hole hitter
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
Like a platoon player, I’m dying to get some action