Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

45

Girl, you better keep it going or I’m gonna suffer from an Angels-like collapse

48

Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

48

I’d blow you harder than Mariano Rivera blew today’s game

50

They say to bat me 2nd because I’m a good 2-hole hitter

50

Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.

60

Like a platoon player, I’m dying to get some action

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