Sometimes I stand in your window and Pikachu (from Pikemon Pick Up Lines)
Four inches is great at 70 miles per hour.
Did you get those pants on sale? Because if they were at my house they would be 100 percent off.
Are you a fossil? because I dig you.
Is your name Miley Cyrus…? because you can wreck my balls.
Find me on Jewish Mingle.
Are you a drum? I’d love to bang you.
I used to ride horses… You look like a horse… This should work out.
I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.
Are you in the army? I’d love for you to salute my privates.