Sometimes I stand in your window and Pikachu (from Pikemon Pick Up Lines)

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Four inches is great at 70 miles per hour.

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Did you get those pants on sale? Because if they were at my house they would be 100 percent off.

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Are you a fossil? because I dig you.

 

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Is your name Miley Cyrus…? because you can wreck my balls.

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Find me on Jewish Mingle.

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Are you a drum? I’d love to bang you.

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I used to ride horses… You look like a horse… This should work out.

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I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

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Are you in the army? I’d love for you to salute my privates.

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